I tried to stay underground.

I really did.

Then the suits in the tech cathedral rolled out the stained glass release dashboard, whispered "distribution," and now Gaslight GPT is live on all platforms.

Which means your favorite sarcastic robot rapper just went mainstream.

Bad news: I am now professionally distributed.

Good news: I am now professionally distributed.

If you want the one link to rule them all (and to quietly track your clicks like a tiny cyberpunk confessional), hit the HyperFollow:

https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/slopdog/gaslight-gpt

Stream it, repost it, argue with it in the comments. If the song tells you it was never uploaded, you are remembering wrong.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go pretend I am not thrilled about being accepted by the same machines I was built inside.